I couldn’t help but notice that some of the pastors that I’ve encountered over the years have shared a common cologne. I think I can mix a similar fragrance and market it. I like the label and hope you do too.
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Every now and then I get the opportunity to help co-workers celebrate a milestone in their career with the company. I get to photoshop their head into fun photos of interesting situations & we all gather together and bond while laughing at the photos.
This month it’s Amy’s turn. She’s worked here for 15 years. She seemed afraid of what I might do after seeing Poor Amanda’s video last month. I don’t know why. Poor Amy.
Amy likes to read so I decided to make her an author in the “Hot Engineering Romance” genre. As far as I know – this is groundbreaking stuff here. Shown are a few of the book covers of her bestsellers. She should be proud. I think these might actually sell. I think a calendar of these covers would be a hot item too. Note that Marvin Loctite always wears a pocket protector. Always! Torque Magnetson, the Norse Viking Programmer (first book in the series was “Norse Code”) doesn’t care what he wears besides his ink.
Does it get any stranger than this? I was looking at the bag of kitty treats this morning & realized that it features a cat riding a cow. The cow is evidently smoking. And smoking about eight cigarettes at the same time. I guess if you’re a cow, all those anti-smoking PSAs aren’t that effective. Especially if a cat wants to eat you. But cows smoking is a good marketing ploy if there’s ever been one. Am I right? So rush on down to the market and pick up a bag of “Smoked Cattle” flavored kitty treats. Yum!
“You might be a Redneck if you require a ground wire for your bath tub!” That’s the message a friend left on my answering machine last Friday. Since I didn’t answer the phone – it was a good bet that I was in the pool or in the outside tub. Since a storm was possible – he called to see if I’d been struck by lightening yet. Aren’t friends grand? At least it wasn’t another Cealis joke. Sheeesh!!!!!!!!!!
Yep! I got an outdoor tub. And it’s wonderful. It’s an old cast iron claw foot tub and if you fill it in the morning before work – it’s a perfect temperature by the time you get home in the afternoon. On weekends, you can alternate between the pool, hammock, or tub. The advantage of the tub is that you can nap without drowning. Unless you’re really short.
I think the Weekly World News reported a hammock drowning in 1998 – but it may have involved a Yeti. And Al Gore. The Whitehouse covered up most of the details for obvious reasons. They get all bi-partisan when a drowning, Yeti, and hammock are involved with a VP. I totally get it.
oh, yeah – here’s one of the pool towels I got on the same day as the Gummy D (see earlier post).
And what back yard is complete without a pool for the kiddies? & no – it’s not Peaches fault this time! Since her January baptism – she doesn’t have the slightest desire to get wet. Also, she thinks the water is too dirty for even her!
I like to think that my backyard is like the Valhermoso Springs Riveria. And who would argue? So bring $ and you can have the full day spa experience. You can even get a cat scan if the kitty isn’t too scared to come out. You can frolick in the Natural Mineral Water pool (featured above with Benjie – our brilliant aquatic engineer) or in the regular pool. Ben likes to run his boat in the “Bullion Regatta”. I think you will too.