Whew! I can only stay a Moment Fragance Candles


Fragrance candles bring warmth to your home and welcome friends and family, 
but what about those times when you have unwelcome guests?  Everyone has them in their lives.  We all have that special someone who just doesn’t know when it’s time to go home. You drop hints. They’re clueless. They stay, and stay, and stay. You hate to be rude – but what are your options?
  What  do you do when they miss all social cues?

Whether it’s your sorry brother-in-law or your teenage daughter’s obnoxious boyfriend – you can’t afford to start World War III in your family. Now you don’t have to. 
Whew!  has good news for you!
Just politely excuse yourself from the room, light one of our specialty candles, and  you’ll have results in no time.

To be honest, some of the fragrance candles offered by
Whew! I can Only Stay A Moment don’t even need to be lit.

Whether you need a subtle scent like DO I SMELL Peppy? or a stench that would gag a Yeti, we can help!

Our best sellers include:

Lost Easter Egg easter21 

Old Sparky

(back ordered at this time)
DO I SMELL PEPPY?skunk-jar
a mild skunk fragrance 
& our most toxic:
Skunk Party Under the House 

Under Development are New Exciting Fragrances such as:

Cousin June’s House o’ Funk

Who Scared  Fluffy?

 Dead Rodent in the Wall

Next of Ken

Order Now!

Small Votive (DO I SMELL PEPPY? or Lost Easter Egg )  canlde_81  $10.00
Large Sealed: Skunk Party Under the House (Toxic Skunk)  $19.99
 Postal  Money Orders Only Please Email Us Today While Supplies are Fresh

Plus Shipping & Handling (& we really earn this part – trust me!)

Whew! I Can Only Stay a Moment Fragrance Candles

Domestic Tranquility is only a Money Order away!

Coming Soon: Whew!  The Office Version
Great for that guy who camps out at your desk for hours on end

Dear Whew!
Your candles are wretched! We thought we would have to move. Wow!
I love them! We have our lives back now. My mother-in-law has left us alone for the
first time in 13 years of marriage! As soon as my vision clears up & the trembling subsides  – I’ll buy again!
Whew! I Can Only Stay a Moment Candles  not only saved my marriage , but  I’ve
lost 11 pounds too. 

Bless you Whew!
Ellen Waite


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